Dear Martin and all other climbers
It gives the Race Director and Pantani great pleasure to announce that Howie vroujagter Viljoen has already commited himself fully to your request below . Vroujagter informed the director that his response was late as he was busy selecting 150 of the best ladies to line the route . The only delay in announcing the ladies names is due to the slow progress of his partner ‘Neels RSM du Plessis ‘’ are apparently hand picking the ladies , in a manner I would rather not describe .
So in short your request has been note and will not be penalised for it as it is considered an unshelfish suggestion .
Dear Prestige Race Director
I hereby wish to confirm my attendance to what might be my single greatest challenge this year; after surviving planning next years wedding.
I look forward to making every other climber look good on the 6th December, so much that you invite me back every year thereafter.
I will be there with my bike, ready or not, and admire the view for that little bit of inspiration as I climb.
On that note could we possibly request cheerleaders in bikini’s as an alternative view on the climb, as life is full of choices.
Dear Climber
The Race director ( probably ridding JONASKOP as you read this )wishes to remind the selected few that confirming your acceptance or rejecting your invitation via email is critical to determine the handicaps and food requirements .
Please urgently accept or decline your invitation as a matter of urgency ( late confirmation will be penalised by reducing your already manipulated handicap further , to forward the race directors interests of course )
Kind regards
Invitation Responses
The Race Director and Pantani have received some comments , not really worth mentioning . however in the interest of transparency we will share them .
· John Wolfhaardt wants to bring a young lady with for assistance ( obviously already intimidated and looking for help )
· Dokkies Roux and Wilna have offered a special on EPO
· Stefan bester is asking for 4 minutes beter handicap – who does he think is actually listening ?
· Tim don has started training as has Andries de jager .
· Andries wants to bring a partner , the race director thinks they will look rathe silly on one bike .
· Wentzel has improved his handicap by referring to a certain organiser as MR Pantani
· Riaan joeba joubert has worsened his handicap considerably due to some un called for comment .
· Hoffie / skillie is concerned about his age and the handicap .
· Franna is on diet .
· Johan malherbe has decided to go fishing .
· Giel wants to change the handicap system and even wants to help to work it out . Clearly forgetting that the aim is for last years 1st and 2nd to be repeated irrespective of who’s coming .
To date we have had no response from last years winning Lady , the General , RSM or vroujagter .
Kind regards