The inagural winner , the current champion , the self appointed race director + founder of Jonaskop TT , Stefan Hugo has crashed + burned spectacularly ( apparently or so he says ) . We will need some eyewitness accounts to verfy the facts .
A undidentified source reported that while training at high altitude with Dan and friends , the race directors determination and aggression exceeded his skill level and he came tumbling down. Of course he says he was light headed from the altitude and it has nothing to do with skill .
Unfortunately a operation is required on thursaday afternoon and well wishes to you stefan , except for the ever sympathetic SCALPEL whos comments were , and i quote ” well thats one director taken care of and only one left to sort out ”
In typical and true HUGO fashion he vows to be at the event and say he will be back . Get well soon .
Now who will be the new champion ?
Rumour has it that they were experementing with new performance enhancing drugs. Apparently the highly concentrated blueberry extract is to blame as this causes an increased sense of invinsibility combined with a touch of euphoria. This, combined with high altitude a rocky descent at high speed and an unpredictable front shock caused our distinguised leader and director to purchase his own little patch of the cederberg.
PAPPA giels advise for stefan
“Ek het eers begin val toe ek 57 jaar oud geword het en daarvandaan was dit maar taamlik afdraende.
Jy moenie te vroeg begin val nie, anders kan dit begin neuk.
Sterkte met die herstel. Ek probeer nog weer bykom, maar haal nog nie weer die ou perke nie”