Dear Prestige Race Director
I hereby wish to confirm my attendance to what might be my single greatest challenge this year; after surviving planning next years wedding.
I look forward to making every other climber look good on the 6th December, so much that you invite me back every year thereafter.
I will be there with my bike, ready or not, and admire the view for that little bit of inspiration as I climb.
On that note could we possibly request cheerleaders in bikini’s as an alternative view on the climb, as life is full of choices.
Kindest regards,
Matthew Martin
Invitation Responses
The Race Director and Pantani have received some comments , not really worth mentioning . however in the interest of transparency we will share them .
· John Wolfhaardt wants to bring a young lady with for assistance ( obviously already intimidated and looking for help )
· Dokkies Roux and Wilna have offered a special on EPO
· Stefan bester is asking for 4 minutes beter handicap – who does he think is actually listening ?
· Tim don has started training as has Andries de jager .
· Andries wants to bring a partner , the race director thinks they will look rathe silly on one bike .
· Wentzel has improved his handicap by referring to a certain organiser as MR Pantani
· Riaan joeba joubert has worsened his handicap considerably due to some un called for comment .
· Hoffie / skillie is concerned about his age and the handicap .
· Franna is on diet .
· Johan malherbe has decided to go fishing .
· Giel wants to change the handicap system and even wants to help to work it out . Clearly forgetting that the aim is for last years 1st and 2nd to be repeated irrespective of who’s coming .
To date we have had no response from last years winning Lady , the General , RSM or vroujagter .
Kind regards